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Josh Knox's avatar

Here in the US, I hate the credit card tap vs chip vs swipe dance I have to do in front of every POS machine.

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Harrison Moore's avatar

I feel ya Josh. What coffee do u order? Curious

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Josh Knox's avatar

tall/small black, dark roast. If I’m feeling fancy, I’ll order a cappuccino.

Most days though, it’s just instant coffee at home.

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Kate Brennan's avatar

This is so true. Too many options, too many choices.

I read about this study where people were asked to choose a chocolate bar. Group A was given 30 bars to choose from; Group B was given 6. Regardless of what they chose, group A was always more dissatisfied.

We need better choices, but we need LESS choices.

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Harrison Moore's avatar

100%! This issue shows up everywhere. Wish I’d known about that study before writing this piece

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Kate Brennan's avatar

Have you heard of Overchoice? This is an old article, but it still resonates: https://www.psychologytoday.com/intl/blog/more-tech-support/201011/the-burden-choice

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Harrison Moore's avatar

Hey Kate, thanks for this! Gosh it’s more common than I thought! What do you reckon we’ll increasingly be given (over) choice of in the future?

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Harrison Moore's avatar

What coffee do you have Kate? (curious)

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Kate Brennan's avatar

Oatmilk latte. Add honey. Subtract exhaustion.

If it's over 70 degrees F out: iced.

If it's under: hot.

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Harrison Moore's avatar

😂

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Vipul Devluk's avatar

LOLLL! I am dying of laughter!

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Harrison Moore's avatar

Too much caffeine Vipul?

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Vipul Devluk's avatar

Just a nice double-espresso, thanks very much. For here. With side car.

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Harrison Moore's avatar

Side car 😂😂😂

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Karena's avatar

Beyond hilarious! And so relatable.

But the pistachio also brought back memories of that deliciousness we shared under London Bridge!

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Harrison Moore's avatar

You had me at pistachio.

I’m in SF right now. Are you nearby?

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Karena's avatar

Diagonally across the continent, unfortunately! In Toronto.

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Harrison Moore's avatar

Nooooo, that’s not what I meant! My Airtable is empty and I’m wondering if yours is too??

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Karena's avatar

Ha! Ditto. Very slow rolling in right now. I'm trying to get mine done before I get the full force of 30 essays tomorrow!

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Harrison Moore's avatar

Haha I think I STILL gave the wrong impression. What I mean is: I haven’t had a single draft come in all weekend and I was wondering how yours was going.

I think I’ll stop texting forever 🤐

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Harrison Moore's avatar

Ah daym. Next time.

PS Any drafts this weekend??

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Karena's avatar

Calling me out? Working on it! None to edit however.

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Beverley Dickson's avatar

😂🤣😂😱

This is so funny because it is so true. I’m not a coffee drinker. I love tea especially Redbush/Rooibus. By the time I get served after all the coffee orders, I’m wiped 😂. And, I have to ask for my tea in a teapot 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

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Beverley Dickson's avatar

Oh yes, I do, 🤯

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Harrison Moore's avatar

Surely you’ve had similar experiences with tea Beverley? I can imagine tea’s even worse?

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Maksim's avatar

LOLOLOLOL. I was reading this and laughing out loud. Was just in a coffee ship with a similar (although slightly less intense) experience.

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Harrison Moore's avatar

What did you go for?

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Maksim's avatar

1 Almond milk latte

1/2 Almond

Extra shot

1 pump of pumpkin syrup

In my OWN cup of course, because I care about the environment

Extra steam

Paid with 1/2 points, 1/2 Visa

And of course, I'm now the proud parent of a one-armed sloth in Costa Rica.

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Harrison Moore's avatar

😂😂😂

Dude that’s quite a list of requirements?!

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Maksim's avatar

I mean... I was going for simple that day

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Harrison Moore's avatar

☺️

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Becky Isjwara's avatar

omigosh this is so funny!

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Harrison Moore's avatar

What’s your favourite tipple?

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Abhishek Singh's avatar

Too funny 🤣

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Harrison Moore's avatar

Do you resonate?

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Abhishek Singh's avatar

Absolutely. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST GET ME A COFFEE! should be a legit option in cafes

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Harrison Moore's avatar

What’s your tipple Abhishek?

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Abhishek Singh's avatar

What's a tipple?😅

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Harrison Moore's avatar

It’s a slang term for drink. I was wondering what type of coffee you go for?

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Abhishek Singh's avatar

ah! that. this was new for me. I like simple americano or the good old South Indian filter coffee.

What about you?

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Hugo Lebarrois's avatar

Hlarious, you got me lauging out loud in ... a coffee shop.

I'm usually the annoying guy who orders double expresso allongé (ie americano style), to go, even when I stay, as I just prefer it in a paper cup . Usually that's enough to disorient the waiter.

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Harrison Moore's avatar

I admit I sometimes ask for a paper cup but sit in the cafe. I just prefer drinking from a paper cup

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Joanie2105's avatar

This has given me a stress headache. OMG. Insane! 🤣

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Daniel P. Hirschi's avatar

🤔🤣 Thanks for a great read. Coffee loses its soul if mixed - with anything!

I stepped years ago into a Starbucks. I didn't even order. The buying process is ridiculous. Not my style...

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Harrison Moore's avatar

You can’t beat McDonald’s for simple coffee

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Daniel P. Hirschi's avatar

:-) not a fan. I’m more the “nice espresso in a restaurant” type of coffee consumer.

But hey, good we have choices, right?

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Harrison Moore's avatar

I give Maccy Ds a wide berth, but their breakfast rolls? mmmmmm

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smlltwnq's avatar

I relate this to rice. We Filipinos usually take one cup of rice per meal time so at 36, I might have eaten close to 40,000 cups of white rice. So I kind of lessened my intake because I thought this was just too much. I don't even think rice is needed is most meals but so rich is our culture that sometimes I feel we blindly follow it. Coffee, like rice, is one of those legal addictions much like smoking that the body need not take everyday I feel. Thank you for this post.

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Harrison Moore's avatar

“40,000 cups of rice”

That’s got a great ring to it. Sounds like the title of an essay I would read 😉

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