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Josh Knox's avatar

Here in the US, I hate the credit card tap vs chip vs swipe dance I have to do in front of every POS machine.

Harrison Moore's avatar

I feel ya Josh. What coffee do u order? Curious

Josh Knox's avatar

tall/small black, dark roast. If I’m feeling fancy, I’ll order a cappuccino.

Most days though, it’s just instant coffee at home.

Kate Brennan's avatar

This is so true. Too many options, too many choices.

I read about this study where people were asked to choose a chocolate bar. Group A was given 30 bars to choose from; Group B was given 6. Regardless of what they chose, group A was always more dissatisfied.

We need better choices, but we need LESS choices.

Harrison Moore's avatar

100%! This issue shows up everywhere. Wish I’d known about that study before writing this piece

Kate Brennan's avatar

Have you heard of Overchoice? This is an old article, but it still resonates: https://www.psychologytoday.com/intl/blog/more-tech-support/201011/the-burden-choice

Harrison Moore's avatar

Hey Kate, thanks for this! Gosh it’s more common than I thought! What do you reckon we’ll increasingly be given (over) choice of in the future?

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What coffee do you have Kate? (curious)

Kate Brennan's avatar

Oatmilk latte. Add honey. Subtract exhaustion.

If it's over 70 degrees F out: iced.

If it's under: hot.

Vipul Devluk's avatar

LOLLL! I am dying of laughter!

Harrison Moore's avatar

Too much caffeine Vipul?

Vipul Devluk's avatar

Just a nice double-espresso, thanks very much. For here. With side car.

Harrison Moore's avatar

Side car 😂😂😂

Karena's avatar

Beyond hilarious! And so relatable.

But the pistachio also brought back memories of that deliciousness we shared under London Bridge!

Harrison Moore's avatar

You had me at pistachio.

I’m in SF right now. Are you nearby?

Karena's avatar

Diagonally across the continent, unfortunately! In Toronto.

Harrison Moore's avatar

Nooooo, that’s not what I meant! My Airtable is empty and I’m wondering if yours is too??

Karena's avatar

Ha! Ditto. Very slow rolling in right now. I'm trying to get mine done before I get the full force of 30 essays tomorrow!

Harrison Moore's avatar

Haha I think I STILL gave the wrong impression. What I mean is: I haven’t had a single draft come in all weekend and I was wondering how yours was going.

I think I’ll stop texting forever 🤐

Harrison Moore's avatar

Ah daym. Next time.

PS Any drafts this weekend??

Karena's avatar

Calling me out? Working on it! None to edit however.

Beverley Dickson's avatar

😂🤣😂😱

This is so funny because it is so true. I’m not a coffee drinker. I love tea especially Redbush/Rooibus. By the time I get served after all the coffee orders, I’m wiped 😂. And, I have to ask for my tea in a teapot 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Beverley Dickson's avatar

Oh yes, I do, 🤯

Harrison Moore's avatar

Surely you’ve had similar experiences with tea Beverley? I can imagine tea’s even worse?

Miskam Cross's avatar

LOLOLOLOL. I was reading this and laughing out loud. Was just in a coffee ship with a similar (although slightly less intense) experience.

Harrison Moore's avatar

What did you go for?

Miskam Cross's avatar

1 Almond milk latte

1/2 Almond

Extra shot

1 pump of pumpkin syrup

In my OWN cup of course, because I care about the environment

Extra steam

Paid with 1/2 points, 1/2 Visa

And of course, I'm now the proud parent of a one-armed sloth in Costa Rica.

Harrison Moore's avatar

😂😂😂

Dude that’s quite a list of requirements?!

Miskam Cross's avatar

I mean... I was going for simple that day

Becky Isjwara's avatar

omigosh this is so funny!

Harrison Moore's avatar

What’s your favourite tipple?

Abhishek Singh's avatar

Too funny 🤣

Abhishek Singh's avatar

Absolutely. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST GET ME A COFFEE! should be a legit option in cafes

Harrison Moore's avatar

What’s your tipple Abhishek?

Harrison Moore's avatar

It’s a slang term for drink. I was wondering what type of coffee you go for?

Abhishek Singh's avatar

ah! that. this was new for me. I like simple americano or the good old South Indian filter coffee.

What about you?

Octave Vector's avatar

Hlarious, you got me lauging out loud in ... a coffee shop.

I'm usually the annoying guy who orders double expresso allongé (ie americano style), to go, even when I stay, as I just prefer it in a paper cup . Usually that's enough to disorient the waiter.

Harrison Moore's avatar

I admit I sometimes ask for a paper cup but sit in the cafe. I just prefer drinking from a paper cup

Joanie2105's avatar

This has given me a stress headache. OMG. Insane! 🤣

Daniel P. Hirschi's avatar

🤔🤣 Thanks for a great read. Coffee loses its soul if mixed - with anything!

I stepped years ago into a Starbucks. I didn't even order. The buying process is ridiculous. Not my style...

Harrison Moore's avatar

You can’t beat McDonald’s for simple coffee

Daniel P. Hirschi's avatar

:-) not a fan. I’m more the “nice espresso in a restaurant” type of coffee consumer.

But hey, good we have choices, right?

Harrison Moore's avatar

I give Maccy Ds a wide berth, but their breakfast rolls? mmmmmm

smlltwnq's avatar

I relate this to rice. We Filipinos usually take one cup of rice per meal time so at 36, I might have eaten close to 40,000 cups of white rice. So I kind of lessened my intake because I thought this was just too much. I don't even think rice is needed is most meals but so rich is our culture that sometimes I feel we blindly follow it. Coffee, like rice, is one of those legal addictions much like smoking that the body need not take everyday I feel. Thank you for this post.

Harrison Moore's avatar

“40,000 cups of rice”

That’s got a great ring to it. Sounds like the title of an essay I would read 😉